How could you call that travel with 8 seconds left?
A: Teach your son proper footwork.
How could you give us a T to decide the game?
A: I only give what people earn.
How can you be so boneheaded that you cost blue team a chance to win?
A: I didn't cost blue anything -- what cost blue the game was poor sportsmanship.
Or you could just tell them to F*** off