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Originally posted by williebfree
My quick retort, "Coach, I'll call it when it happens!"
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Tell him that it's a delayed violation, and stick out your fist.
Of course, make sure the howler monkey is standing right next to you when you do this
Simpsons example:
Marge: Homer, don't eat any of that pie I just baked.
Homer: I'm just going to go like this (chewing air while walking toward the pie), and if any pie gets in my mouth, it's the pie's fault!