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			In my ASA association, only about a third of the umpires give even a nod to dressing properly. Only a tenth are consistently correctly dressed. For the rest, it's gym shorts (ankle socks are a stylish complement), blue t-shirts, protective equipment outside the clothing, work boots, sneakers, backwards hats, no hats, wrong hats, multicolored belts, sweat pants. 
 
I think that before the game, some members do check with their partners, though, to see that they match: 
 
"I'm going with the blue gym shorts with the white stripe down the side, brown work boots, white ankle socks, no hat, blue short-sleeve polyester dress shirt from Wal-Mart, red-and-white belt with large brass buckle." 
 
"Great. I'll do the same."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				greymule 
More whiskey—and fresh horses for my men! 
Roll Tide!
			 
		
		
		
		
		
	
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