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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Yup,I sleep like a baby. I wake up every two hours crying, and have to go to the bathroom!
Hey, Tony & Larks, your day will come. 
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Three old officials sitting on a porch at the Old Referee retirement home.
Mr. Lead - "Man, I'm tired."
Mr. Center - Why are you tired?"
Mr. Lead - "I woke up this morning at 6am and had to take a dump."
Mr. Center - "Well, I got up at 5 and had to take a dump."
Mr. Trail - "That's nothing! I had to take a dump at 7."
Mr. Lead - "What's so bad about that?"
Mr. Trail - "I don't get up until 8!"