OK, now that my evil attempt to sow discord, discontent, and division has been successful (don't underestimate the Power of the Dark Side), here is THE official ruling on this play:
No run.
Pursuant to OBR 4.09(a)(1) and NCAA 5-6-c(1).
Many thanks to my friend Rick Roder for confirming this before I stated it here. Now that I've got half my own association swearing revenge on me for this one, I think it's time to wrap up this specific one.
I KNEW there was a reason I rubbed the nose of my life-size Darth Vader everytime I left in the morning.