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Rat Tales
Last night. Regional playoff game. Liner off the pitcher who recovers in time to make a bad throw to first.
The ensuing dialogue:
King Rat: "Can I check on my pitcher?"
Me: "Sure."
KR to F1: "I don't care if you're hurt or not. You need to make a good throw. Take your time, set... yadda yadda."
Me: "Coach, that's going to be your first trip."
KR: In a grumbling tone: "I don't care." [Exeunt.]
Scene II. The dugout.
KR: "He charged me with a trip."
Miscellaneous Player: "Oh my God. He [F1] just got hit with a line drive. Aren't you allowed to see if he's OK?"
KR: "He [i.e., PU] just likes to show that he's in charge."
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