Here in Vermont the gray shirts are an accepted alternate. But we are instructed to keep a zebra in our bag at all times just in case our partner only has zebras. Of course there have been plenty of 2 on 1 jokes where 2 zip down their jackets just before show time and the 3rd guy has to change real quick. I have even seen one guy victimized 3 times before one game.
Jokee: What are we wearing tonight?
Joker1: Stripes.
Jokee [after the unzip occurs]: Hey you said stripes!
Joker2: They ARE stripes. Just very thin ones.
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