Last year I was doing a girls tournament. Team A was up 3 with just a few seconds left. B1 takes a 3 pointer and the horn sounds while it's in the air. She gets hacked across the arm on the shot. The shot misses. I call the foul. She goes to the line with no one there and makes all 3 to go into OT (my fault
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Some idiot who had been leaving right up to my foul call runs on the floor and yells at me for being a "homer". At first, I thought he meant Homer Simpson. I just stared at him and said, "Get off the floor, you idiot, before I have you thrown out on your pointy little head. And as for your "homer" remark, each of these teams is from at least 20 miles away from where I live, you giblet-head."
He just stood there and I yelled for the tournament director who just happened to be standing next to a security guard. They came over and "escorted the gentleman" out.