Good to know that specatators are pretty much the same all over.
Here's my latest:
Middle School blowout. 4th quarter. Team B fan unhappy with my foul call on his team: "Come on, ref. That was a clean block. Nothing like a little home cookin' eh?"
Team B was ahead something like 28 to 4 at the time.
Sheesh. Fans -- Ya gotta love 'em...