Skaht - nice quote. Bringing out a little Steven Wright for all to enjoy. Nice.
One of my favorites: I used to work at a fire hydrant company, but I hated it because you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
That and his one long joke - the nympho joke.
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"Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile." - Hall of Fame Pitcher Christy Mathewson
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