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Originally posted by Hawks Coach
I am seeing my lawyer today to have my will revised before he steps on the court 
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Leave the lawyer out of it. Just go straight to the nearest Jesuit and ask about the going rates for an exorcism.
Hey Hawks - love your posts as I'm a fellow coach as well as being a ref. My son is 2 1/2, and he's not sure where coaching stops and reffing starts (or vice-versa). He runs around the house with a whistle yelling "block out," then calling fouls. (Oh yeah, to make matters worse, my wife is a coach as well.) I'm waiting for DCFS to come by and charge us with "malicious moral ambiguity...."
(By the way, if anybody has tips on how to get a 2 1/2 year-old to get his fist up to stop the clock before bird-dogging, please email me privately.)
[Edited by JoeT on Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:01 AM]