[Rich Ives]

I saw David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disapear. It must have been real because it sure wasn't there after he did it.

I saw Penn & Teller make a submarine disapear. It must have been real because it sure wasn't there after they did it.

I saw Teller catch a bullet (fired by Penn) in his teeth. It must have been real because the bullet had the same initials scribed on it as it did before it was fired.

I saw David Coperfield fly.

I saw a fastball rise.

BTW, the clothes on the floor aren't the teenager's mess, not because they weren't his, but because he doesn't think it constitutes a mess.