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Things might have been different if any of us had girlfriends.......
My High School had a 200 seat Study Hall. My Senior Year all the Sophomore Cheer Leaders and Majorettes were in it. We called them up one night from my basement and my buddy said that he was the Editor of the HS Newspaper. He made an appointment for them all to leave Study Hall and go see Miss Twohundredyearoldbattle Ax, the teacher that oversaw the School Paper. The interview pretext was an article entitled, "What Did you Learn During Your First Year Cheering?"
The girls all got up at 10:15 and left Study Hall. Miss Twohundredyearoldbattle Ax gave then Detentions for being out of Study Hall w/o permission. And, interupping her butt break in the Teacher's Lounge. They all came back at 10:20 crying their eyes out. I was tying not to laugh so hard that one of my eyeballs popped out.
(I'm defintely going to Hell.)
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