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On Sunday, Mrs. Crow gives me the Shopping List and I swing by Market Basket to pick up the groceries. This is a small price to pay for her putting up with my golf purchases like the Spin-Go I just got that draws an equater around your golf ball that is dynamically balanced to the golf ball's true center of gravity! (Not sure how it helps balls driven 120 yards into the woods but I'm hopeful?)
Anyway, on the way out, the Bagger said,
"Paper or plastic?"
I said better give me paper because I need to put a bag over my head after getting into an argument on the Official's Bulletin Board defending the shooting of a certain Duke Player that shall remain nameless.
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