Beat the coach to the punchline
I wear my contacts to officiate, but sometimes wear my glasses out and about. I ran into a coach at a teachers' conference, and he was trying to place where he'd seen me before. I told him a ref, and he said, "Oh yeah! I didn't quite recognize you!"
I replied, "Yeah, that's because I've got my glasses on. I take them off to officiate!"
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