[26 Year Gap]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

Chuck, at my age I still sleep like a baby. I wake up every two hours crying and having to go the bathroom.

You've got a dog, haven't you? What's your secret? My 2 dogs usually both have to go outside in the middle of the night. And my wife is great at feigning a coma at that time. I'm thinking of putting Depends on both of 'em.

My wife is on the local fire dept and the other morning at 3 am the d*** pager goes off. Someone called 911 because at 2 a.m. he let out his dog to go to the bathroom, the dog saw a squirrel and chased it and got his head stuck in a fence. After an hour of trying to free the cur the dog owner called for backup. My wife passed on that call.