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Originally posted by bob jenkins
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I did send him an email -- and you need to give me time to read and respond to his posts of this nature. As hard as it might be to believe, I don't monitor this board 24x7.
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Obviously you need to go to Global Moderator School, Bob. It's a 16 week course and the cost is a mere $14,500 and your first born male child. The course is offered on the UmpiresUnlimited site to a select few aspiring Global Moderators only each year. Spots are limited, so act now. You may have to pass a physical though(they'll be gentle). Unfortunately, Mick flunked his physical because he giggled too much during it. He's ticklish, you know. They also guarantee that the part of the course where they do the surgery to remove your sense of humor is completely painless. However, be warned that you can only attend Global Moderator School if you're sponsored or approved by an existing Global Moderator. There also is a probationary period involved after graduation where you're not allowed to wear your authorized official Global Moderator uniform in front of your computer. It is OK to wear it out in public though. You are allowed to use your Global Moderator secret decoder ring during your probationary period though. Go for it. Reach for the stars! Maybe one day you'll be able to join Timmy and Stevie on the Global Moderator Dream Team.
Hey, maybe we can all start a fund and send Bob to a Global Moderator camp this summer. What do you think, everybody?
[Edited by Jurassic Referee on Jan 16th, 2006 at 04:22 PM]