Relax, There Just Threads
I wasn't going after a LIFT in this thread. It SEAMS to me we were discussing being properly dressed in UMPIRE clothing on a very cold day.
I love to wear a new hat with the 2 inch brim around town just for fun and because NO one else wears one. Its like my own personalized fashion statement. It gets a lot of attention with my favorite matching cold weather jacket.
Then I add the patent leather belt and plate shoes, a sharp crease in the heather gray pants, and just the right amout of starch in the NAVY shirt. Oh, I also wear black leather gloves and a scarf if its really WINDY out there.
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By the way, its not like I go out of my way to jump on each and every thread just to impress the big dogs with an utter.
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