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Vito calls Luigi and says he has a gorilla on his barn roof and can Luigi help him get it down.
Fifteen minutes later, Luigi pulls up in his truck with a ladder, a baseball bat, a bunch of bananas, handcuffs, a pit bull, and a shotgun.
Vito: Howa alla dis stuff gonna get dat gorilla offa my barn ?
Luigi: First, Ima gonna climb up on da barn wit da ladder. When I geta dere, ima gonna dangle da bananas in front of da monkey. When hea reaches for da bananas, ima gonna knock him offa da roof wit da baseball bat. When da gorilla hits da ground, dat specially trained pit bull will go right for dat monk's family jewels. When da gorilla puts hisa hands down to protect hisself, youa slappa da cuffs on him.
Vito: Dat's a great plan Luigi, but whatta da shotgun for ?
Luigi: Iffa by chance da gorilla knocks me offa da roof, you shoot da damn dog !!!!!!!
Doug
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