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Old Wed Nov 21, 2001, 03:55pm
Barry C. Morris Barry C. Morris is offline
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Talking Accountant Humor

Mark, Here are a few of my favorites:

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

When does a person decide to become an
accountant?

When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma
to sell insurance.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes instead of his own
shoes when he's talking to you.

There are three kinds of accountants in the
world.

Those who can count and those who can't.

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