Well I had some new ones tonight that may be tough to top any time soon. Apparently anyone can be a freshman coach....
After I called a shooting foul on a kid who got sent to the floor while he was still in the air...
"Whats an Airborne Shooter"
After I called a push on a player on offense (not PC)
" How can that be an offensive foul? He didn't have the ball."
After calling a push during rebounding....
" It is perfectly legal to push your opponent when you boxing out. Thats what boxing out is."
While attempting to inbound the ball on the sideline after a foul near mid court
"Any non shooting foul has to be inbounded under the basket"
I wish I had some comebacks for these but I was so dumbfounded that I could only shake my head. I would have given him a T but I felt sorry for him.
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