Confusious say:
"Game of baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Confusious say:
"Umpire who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom."
Confusious say:
"Umpire who call infield fly need fly phone number first."
Confusious say:
"Baseball player need stay cool sit close to fans."
Confusious say:
"Umpire call a strike doing job. Umpire go on strike lose job."
Confusious say:
"Baseball catcher who no wear helmet soon be hard headed as Tee."
Confusious say:
"Plate umpire who concentrate to much on MILF's soon find new kind of knockout."
Confusious say:
"Umpire who call dead ball need have ball funeral."
Confusious say:
"Umpire who wear wristwatch in game know exact time they look like rookie."
Confusious say:
"Rookie umpire who talk the talk will walk the walk when learn call balk."
Tim.
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[Edited by BigUmp56 on Dec 18th, 2005 at 09:05 PM]