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In our association, if you are not lying on the table with an apple in your mouth, you have been accepted. Your reward is we did not eat you!
But seriously, we recognize our hard working umpires with little tokens of wood, plastic and marble. We also allow them to cut the first piece of the "main course"! Oh that's right, I was just kidding about the cannibalism!?!
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When in doubt, bang 'em out!
Ozzy
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