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Copied, pasted and edited from another thread (since it is my "funniest" ejection)
Once, I had a little "banty rooster" type HS coach charge out to "B" to argue. Man was he quick, too. When he got to me I said, "coach, did you ask for time before coming out?", and he turned around and ran just as fast back to the foul line. He did a military style about-face, said "time?", I said "time!", and he ran right back as fast as he could and starts ripping me a new one. I listened for a bit while he was in my face, then I turned 90 degrees to my right. He quickly got in front of me again and kept screaming. I turned another 90 degrees to my right, same thing happened. I kept turning, and he kept stepping in front of me. By the time I was facing the original way, I had had enough and I tossed him, much to the delight of the crowd. My partner told me later that he couldn't believe the patience I had shown the coach, and that he would have tossed him much sooner. This guy was just too comical to throw out quickly.
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Matthew 15:14, 1 Corinthians 1:23-25
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