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Old Fri Dec 02, 2005, 07:23pm
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Originally posted by DNTXUM P
Just an aside for newbie if he is still reading. Since he thinks no one has any balls except for him. Thanks to Willie Newman for clarifying this.

Guts or balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say: You're next.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject


Serg - finally got your chest protectors in.

Joel - look forward to having you in the Dallas area. Hope we can call some ball together some day soon.
Good one! Can you please e-mail me with the info so I may order my chest protector? Thanks,
Serg