I've got a better one
an 8 year old who protested against a 3 second call :P
"But ref, he didn't take part of the play, you can't call three seconds if he's not participating in the play"
awh, somebody fooled me in that gym with these small small boys (i got good payed though, really good actually, probably that's why I took it) I wouldn't excpect that from any player, either, they're young enough not to shut up, and then they don't know the rule (usually) or they're old and smart enough to know I wont change the call anyway.