Wed Nov 30, 2005, 11:46pm
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Quote:
Originally posted by jicecone
Quote:
Originally posted by GarthB
In this area if the base umpire thinks he his view of a play from 90 + feet away was better than the plate umpire who was properly postioned and made the call, he stands on one leg and hops up and down, points with one hand to left field and rubs his crotch with the other hand while yelling, "ask me, ask me!"
On the other hand, when the plate umpire just knows he's got the play at second better than the base umpire, he puts his hand in his ball bag, grabs a ball and flings it at the BU, while holding a road flare between his teeth.
Pretty inconspicous, and seems to works well for those who need them.
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Garth,
Don't really care if you can type, spell, pee on the floor, carry your lunch to work or count backwards from one.
That was Funny.
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This is just when Garth and Tee are in two man together, right?
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