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The Ticket
A man was pulled over for speeding. When the officer asked him for his license and registration, the man said he could not produce them. The officer asked if he didnt have them and was told that he did, but that they were in his glove compartment, and if he opened it the cop would see his unregistered gun. He asked why he had a gun and was told that he needed it because of all the drugs he sold illegally. The cop told him to exit the vehicle and open his trunk for a search, but the man refused. He told the cop he couldnt open the trunk because he had a dead body hidden in there. The cop, on the verge of the biggest bust in his career, called for back-up. The chief of police arrived shortly with 4 more deputies. The chief asked the man his name and the man said, chief, if youll look in my pocket youll find my name on my license and registration. The chief said that the officer told them he didnt have a license and registration, and that he had a gun, drugs, and a dead body in the car. The man laughed and said, I bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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