[Randallump]

Often,when talkin' umpiring with other umpires or teaching umpires, the use of anecdotes, sometimes humorous, helps the understanding of a concept. Such is my attempt here with the concept of "Timing."

Please contribute an anecdote if you wish, truth or fiction but note:

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"Timing"

You know your timing is good when:

--After the batter has fouled off a pitch, he asks you if the pitch was a strike and...you don't know! (By the way, yes, it was a strike.)

--A close pitch is caught and you're not sure if it's a ball or strike when the batter says: "Oh...#@*%!" Up you come with: "Striiiiikkkee!" (and thank you very much!)

--When the crowd cheers (or jeers) twice. Once when the play is happening and again a few moments later when you make the call.

--The base coach signals safe when the runner is two strides from the base and you signal safe (or better yet, out) when the runner is two strides past the base. By the way, when the coach says: "He beat the throw by two steps!", I've always wanted to retort: "Strides, coach, not steps...strides!" but I guess I'm a trouble maker?

--When asked why you took so long to make the call, you answer: "I was waiting for the TV camera to focus on my good side!" or "I was hoping to get good style points from the Russian judge!"

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