While waiting for the first pitch, I picked up a book that one of my sons dropped off--- "Idiot" by Johnny Damon.
Got as far as the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS in the front, where the author thanks everyone that he can think of. Included in there were the following gems:
1) I want to thank Lisa for making my hair look great.
2) I want to thank Jason Giambi for showing me what it's like to be a big leaguer.
He was serious too.
That was enough for me.
Some books were meant to be burned.
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