Thread: National Anthem
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Old Tue Oct 25, 2005, 12:35pm
Jerry Jerry is offline
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Garth,
Just imagine Jimi's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at an AA meeting! Instead of Newton's "Amazing Grace". I bet there'd be a ton more folks showing up to swear off of the booze. Or hitting some more "tokes"!

Somehow, the term "indentured" sure got screwed up over the years. I'm thinking now that it means, "a set of false teeth, worn by slaves; but with the first four spaces missing." That should cover it.

Didn't George Washington have a set of wooden false teeth? And he owned slaves? Hmmmmmmmm. Coincedence?

Jerry

P.S. I loved the Newton-Las Vegas connection. Very good. Now I'm wondering if those are really Wayne's teeth.
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