Mon Sep 12, 2005, 05:35pm
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Aleve Titles to Others
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: East Westchester of the Southern Conference
Posts: 5,381
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Quote:
Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
Speaking of Crisco:
This short guy went to the doctor and asked his Doc if there was anything he could do to get taller. Doc told him to cover his body with grease every night and then sleep hanging upside down from the monkey bars. So dude goes home, and every night covers himself in Crisco before going to sleep hanging from the monke bars. Does this for 2 months straight, measures himself, and he's 2 inches shorter then when he started.
GOes back to the doc. Tells doc it ain't working. Doc asks him what he's using. Dude says Crisco. Doc says, "No wonder it ain't working. That's SHORTening!!!"
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Is this where you get the pie thrown in your face?
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