I took Matt's information and ran with it. I hopped in my car and went to the IHOP. What can I say, Matt, you were RIGHT. I walk in and, sure enough, there he is!
Having procured a booth near the back, leaving my sunglasses on and keeping a safe distance away lest Gerry think I'm a stalker of some sort, I was
still able to see that he ordered the Rooty Tooty Fresh n Fruity Breakfast. And a hearty one at that!! Afterwards, I asked (and bribed) the waitress and can actually
confirm that he had the boisenberry syrup
instead of what
I would've had: the maple. Go figure. Maybe he'll explain it to us.
Ya see, fellas, this is what happens when it's raining on the east coast and you have too much time on your hands!!
