[ChuckElias]

I heard this as a Polish joke, but it works for blonds, too.

Two friends meet and one of them has both ears heavily bandaged. The first one says, "What in the world happened to your ears?"

Second one replies, "I was ironing. . . and the phone rang."

First one says, "Well, what about the other ear?!?!"

Second friend says, "I had to call the doctor!"