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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Quote:
Originally posted by Mark Dexter
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Don't forget to contact your nearest mental health professional. 
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Mark, don't scare him off before he's started.
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Hey - I'll give him the same advice I give all new refs: get a tape recorder, go to the zoo and record an hour of monkey screeches. Then, lock yourself in a closet and play the tape in a continuous loop at full volume while running in place for about 2 hours. While running, keep yelling "SIT DOWN COACH" at the top of your lungs.
Then, you'll know what it'll be like the first time you step on the court.
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Great idea except I wouldn't use monkeys. I have four children and I can get a number of hours of whining and complaining that could be used as a substitute for coaches. I would suggest a a couple 4-year-olds to represent the whining coaches, and a teen-ager to represent the screaming and unresponsive coach.