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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
I also highly recommend compression shorts. The nice thing about wearing black underneath is that if you split your pants, no one notices but you.
Yeah - suuuuuuuuure.
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I've told this story before. My fly ripped on a brand
new pair of sans-o-belts during the first qtr of a girls
game. It wasn't long before everyone in the entire gym
was snickering, black compression shorts notwithstanding.
I normally carry an extra pair of pants & shirt, but for
some reason that night the extra pants were not in my
bag. The girls were great about it. Towards the end of
the game some bench warmers were getting their time. We
were lining up for free throws and one of the subs kind
of pointed at my "area", mumbling that I should check the
barn door. In unison 5 starters said "He knows, he knows!"
Now I carry about 12 pounds of safety pins.