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So I say to him in a calm manner, "Batter those balls are strikes buddy, you better swing the bat."

Was the batter's name really buddy?


So the guy points a finger in my face and says, "Don't you ever talk to the batter blue, you do your job. Your job isn't to talk to the batter, don't ever do that again." So I say, "Coach, you don't tell me how to do my job, now go and sit down in the dugout." He says "No, I'm not gonna do it, don't talk to the batters, do your job." I said, "Coach, I'm not gonna tell you again, go sit down, I don't wanna hear another word from you."

Well.at least you didn't tell him to sit down AND shut up.



Feel free to critique me, even if that means calling me a f-ing idiot. Thanks alot


Guess you didn't really mean that after all,huh?