[ozzy6900]

My, My! Dudeinblue, you sound like a LL umpire who on the one hand wants to be a "though-guy hard a$$ MLB type umpire" and on the other hand are a wimp!

Your biggest problem is you do not have the skills needed for these situations that you write about. You seem to get yourself involved in these games that are above your ability then try to use you mouth before you think. Your comments just get you into more trouble - that's the hard a$$ side. You then become overwhelmed when a coach calls you out - that's the wimp.

Okay, for whatever reason, you've ejected a coach and he won't leave. You simply step back, call your partner and the two of you walk off the field. Say nothing to anyone, just get into your respective cars and meet each other down the road to exchange information to give to your assigner. Do not forfeit the game, do not declare a winner - just leave.

See, now I can't wait to hear the next story you come up with. I'm sure it will end with you leaving the field with the coach yelling at you in the parking lot. You will probably end the story with you crawling under your car.

Simple solution - find another hobby!