JM, even though a rodent

, your posts almost always have contributory value...but this ridiculous 'extreme' argument on a straight-up judgment call is right outta the RulesGeek Files...give it up, man (as DIB says

) .... and let us know when you take off your coach's cap and decide to be an umpire again.
....and don't forget there's always a kitten around if you need one