I'm a member of an auto racing website and posted the links to the story up on the racing forum to see what the other drivers would think. This is one reply...
"Simple, we set "Coach" Mark Downs against a wall and allow people to throw baseballs at his head and groin. Then when the kids and their parents are done with him, we bring in the Big Unit, Randy Johnson, to throw a few heaters at his noggin. I wonder how "Coach" Downs would like that?!?"
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