That's actually what I look like before I do my pre-game primping.
So, is the Frankfort, IN Hot Dog?
Or, perhaps the Rhinelander, WI Hodag? (A "Hodag" is a mythical, Tazmanian Devil-like creature that is said to inhabit the area around the forests near Rhinelander. Courtesy: Marc Sheehan's Distinctive High School Mascot Collection)