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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by bob jenkins
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
I always have a first aid kid,
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Does the kid carry your bag, or do you put the kid in the bag?
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A young goat is an important first aid item.
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Agreed. It's the most important part of your pre-game. Sacrificing a goat to the officiating Gods in the dressing room before a game almost always ensures that the game will go smoothly. When I started out- many, many years ago- the practice was to sacrifice virgins. Nowadays you can't hardly find one though, and when you do they have a tendency now to get right pissed off anyway. Goats are much easier to deal with.
Page 43 of the Manual shows the proper procedure to use.