JR: Welcome to the show Skip, how are YOU?
Skip Bayless: Doing great. Great to be in the jungle.
JR: Most people call you Skip Clueless, but I would never call you that to your face. I would wait until you hung up. How does that make you feel that millions of clones and others, I might add, view you in that light?
[Stunned silence]
Skip: [clears throat] Well, actually, Jim, Skip Clueless is my real name, but I was not sure how much credibility I would have, so I changed my last name.
[Stunned silence]
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