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Originally posted by mplagrow
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Were they driven to the game in a toe truck?
Sorry - couldn't help it. Please pass the meds.
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Wow, that's very punny! Please, ma, make him stop!
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According to my former 8th grade English teacher, Mrs. Baumann, this is the worst pun ever:
A court jester kept making puns in front of the king. The king put him in a cell and told him he wouldn't let him out until he promised to stop making puns. After a few days, the king visited the jester in his cell and asked him if he was ready to stop making puns and come out. The jester replied, "O-pun the door".