* ...steps up on bkbjones's soapbox...
And I will guarantee that his "fat butt" (his words, not mine
) not only
is in position EVERY time, but his judgement is right on.
And he's right about the ticket to Sunday... I'm living proof, as is Streamdoc. Bust your a$$ and show them old farts what you've got, learn the rules, and show that you can be a leader, and you'll get to Sunday's games in a hurry.
John, you're a great ump, even if I can "outrun your fat butt in a footrace"!
* ...steps off the soapbox...