Adding to this list:
"Do you guys know what a foul is?!?!"
WHACK
Had a coach scream this at the top of his lungs, team down by 32 in the fourth quarter. Didn't want to seem like I was piling on, but he begged for this one.
"Am I ever going to get a call?!?!"
WHACK
You just got one coach. Now have a seat and play nice like the rest of the kids!