[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

And dick-theria.

This fellow had a date with a seductive young lady and was very
nervous about being with her. They went into the bedroom and
agreed to remove clothes one piece at a time. The man first took off
his socks and the girl remarked about how ugly his toes were. He told
her, "When I was a little boy, I had Toemaine poisoning and this is
what happened to my toes."

They continued to undress and the man pulled off his pants to which
the woman remarked how knobby and ugly his knees were. The man
explained, "When I was a young boy, I had a bad case of the Kneesles
and this is what happened to my knees."

The man finally took his briefs and before he could say anything, she
looked him straight in the eye and said, "Don't tell me, you had
Smallcocks when you were a little boy, too!"