Tue Apr 19, 2005, 11:50am
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Originally posted by ChuckElias
Quote:
Originally posted by Ref in PA
If the Lord is going to send me to Hell for being dishonest, it is going to be for a lot more than $10. I'd give it back. Now if the winning lottery ticket was inside ...
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Another old joke:
Man to woman: "My lady, would you agree to sleep with me for a million dollars?"
Woman: "Why, yes, I believe I would."
Man: "Would you agree to sleep with me for five dollars?"
Woman (indignantly): "What kind of woman do you think I am?!?!"
Man: "I thought we'd already established that, and are now merely haggling over the price!"
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That's where I thought the other joke was going. ^
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