Ah, one liners, I love them.
I wasn't fortunate enough to pull this one off but I heard it this weekend:
Ref calls illegal offensive screen away from ball on blue and reports it to the table. Other ref sets up play to go the other direction. Coach who's player the foul was called on, after realizing the foul was called on his player, began yelling, "Hey wait a minute, you meant white didn't you. We were on offensive!"
Ref says, "Not any more."