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Here's another one. During football season, one of the local grocery chains runs promotions and their employees get to wear football jerseys on the weekends. One Saturday, I was behind this young man in line at the checkstand. The checker (a cute girl) was wearing a jersey and also had a sign clipped to her name badge stating she had laryngitis and could not speak. The guy was buying beer and chips.
He saw her sign and asked her if it was true that she could not speak. She shook her head yes. He then pointed to his beer and asked her if she liked beer. Again she shook her head yes. He said, "Let me see if I understand this. You're attractive, you like football, you like beer, you have a job AND YOU CAN'T TALK!!! YOU'RE THE PERFECT WOMAN - WILL YOU MARRY ME???"
Everyone in line cracked up. We cracked up again when his buddy said, "Ask her if she owns her own car".
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